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Proud to be an Aussie


IMAGINE..

If you had bought $1,000.00 of Qantas shares one year ago, you would
have $49.00 today!

If you bought $1,000.00 AIG shares one year ago, you would have $33.00
today!

If you bought $1,000.00 worth of Lehman Brothers shares one year ago,
you would have $0.00 today!

BUT.... if you purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
all the beer, then returned the aluminium cans for recycling....
YOU WOULD HAVE RECEIVED $214.00!!!

BASED ON THE ABOVE, THE BEST CURRENT INVESTMENT PLAN IS TO
DRINK HEAVILY AND RECYCLE!


AND,DID YOU KNOW...

A recent study found that the average Aussie walks 900 MILES A YEAR!!!

Another study found that Aussies drink, on average, 22 GALLONS OF ALCOHOL A YEAR!!!

THAT MEANS THAT, ON AVERAGE, AUSSIES GET ..... 41 MILES TO THE GALLON.

MAKES YOU PROUD TO BE AN AUSSIE DOESN'T IT?



 
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