How to make a Woman Happy....How to make a Man Happy!

[Wolfman]

It's not difficult to make a woman happy..

A man only needs to be:


1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gyneacologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19... a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51... give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes




HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY




1. Show up naked

2. Bring alcohol

 

[zg fazer600]

Or this...

 

[dxh24]

You may be the wisest of us all Wolf....
You speak the truth my friend, soooooo true

 

[7UPyours]

Or this...

I think the yamaha sticker is on backwards

 

[Sparkybean]

I think the yamaha sticker is on backwards

Haven't you heard of Ahamay bikes? Their 6ZF is awesome, only the best people ride them!

 

[Wolfman]

You may be the wisest of us all Wolf....
You speak the truth my friend, soooooo true

Lol! It aint the truth, it's better than the truth, it is a reality!

As aman that lives with his Missus, and his ex, see's the mothers of his 2 children at least 4 times a week, and runs a modelling agency with 500 woman on my books, i reckon that i have a pretty good insight into how the female mind works....

Actually not really, they are still all a Mystery to me!

 

[oldfast007]

My Father always said to me, if you figure out how a woman works, one of two things will have happened. 1. You are GOD.
2. you will have met GOD.

and number one is impossible....

TRUTH!

 

[sniff6]

15. a gyneacologist

I'm not a gyneacologist, but i'll have a look !!

 

[lonesoldier84]

My Father always said to me, if you figure out how a woman works, one of two things will have happened. 1. You are GOD.
2. you will have met GOD.

and number one is impossible....

TRUTH!

As is #2.

 

[Nobby]

I'm not a gyneacologist, but i'll have a look !!

Do you know what a gyneacologist & the pizza guy have in common ?



They both get to smell it,but they dont get to eat it.................:BLAA::ban:

 

[degake]

Do you know what a gyneacologist & the pizza guy have in common ?



They both get to smell it,but they dont get to eat it.................:BLAA::ban:

:rof::rof::rof:

 

[agf]

They both get to smell it,but they dont get to eat it.................:BLAA::ban:

Oh that made me smile ...... muchly

Sent from the phone: sorry 'bout my spileng, fat fingers...you know!

 

[GkS]

Do you know what a gyneacologist & the pizza guy have in common ?



They both get to smell it,but they dont get to eat it.................:BLAA::ban:

Or:

What the gyneacologist and the bartender have in common?


They both work there, where others have fun.... hehehe