Ruggybuggy
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Some of the Funniest Things I Heard Today
After both suffering from depression for a while, me and the wife were going to commit suicide yesterday.
But strangely enough..once she killed herself I started to feel a lot better.
My missus packed my bags and as I walked out of the front door she screamed..."I wish you a slow and painful death you b***ard!"
"Oh" I replied, "so you want me to f*****g stay now!"
I've just fitted strobe lights in the bedroom, It makes the wife look like she's moving during sex.
I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night.
Or "foreplay" as she likes to call it.
After both suffering from depression for a while, me and the wife were going to commit suicide yesterday.
But strangely enough..once she killed herself I started to feel a lot better.
My missus packed my bags and as I walked out of the front door she screamed..."I wish you a slow and painful death you b***ard!"
"Oh" I replied, "so you want me to f*****g stay now!"
I've just fitted strobe lights in the bedroom, It makes the wife look like she's moving during sex.
I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night.
Or "foreplay" as she likes to call it.
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