- Joined
- Jul 30, 2007
- Messages
- 5,442
- Reaction score
- 99
- Points
- 48
- Location
- Adelaide,South Australia
Sorry anyone from NZ
Melbourne Zoo had acquired a female of a very rare species of gorilla.
Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and difficult to
handle.
Upon examination, the Zoo veterinarian determined the problem.
The Gorilla was on heat...
To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species
available.
While reflecting on their problem, the Zoo management noticed Graham, a
big Kiwi lad & former All Black, responsible for fixing the Zoo's
machinery.
Graham, like most Kiwis, seemed to be possessed with ample ability to
satisfy a female of any species.. So the Zoo administrators thought they
might have a solution.
Graham was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have Sex
with the gorilla for $500?
Graham showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter
over carefully.
The following day, Graham announced that he would accept their offer, but
only under three conditions:
'Fust,' he said, 'I don't want to have to kuss'er.'
'Sicondly, you must niver niver tull anyone about thus.'
The Zoo administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked
what his third condition was.
'Wull,' said Graham, 'You gotta give me another week to come up with the
$500.
Melbourne Zoo had acquired a female of a very rare species of gorilla.
Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and difficult to
handle.
Upon examination, the Zoo veterinarian determined the problem.
The Gorilla was on heat...
To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species
available.
While reflecting on their problem, the Zoo management noticed Graham, a
big Kiwi lad & former All Black, responsible for fixing the Zoo's
machinery.
Graham, like most Kiwis, seemed to be possessed with ample ability to
satisfy a female of any species.. So the Zoo administrators thought they
might have a solution.
Graham was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have Sex
with the gorilla for $500?
Graham showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter
over carefully.
The following day, Graham announced that he would accept their offer, but
only under three conditions:
'Fust,' he said, 'I don't want to have to kuss'er.'
'Sicondly, you must niver niver tull anyone about thus.'
The Zoo administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked
what his third condition was.
'Wull,' said Graham, 'You gotta give me another week to come up with the
$500.
