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Good Stuff! http://forums.vwvortex.com/showthread.php?4670464-Crazy-Part-Failure-Picture-Thread./page1
 
EXERCISE FOR PEOPLE OVER 50


Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side.

With a 5-lb potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax.

Each day you'll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer. After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato bags.

Then try 50-lb potato bags and then eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-lb potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. (I'm at this level.)

After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each bag.
 
This was on when I woke up, the sound effects are epic.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zVsd5ubpJ4]Superman IV Moon Battle - YouTube[/ame]
 
My other favorite that I should of posted yesterday was the Getaway Rider. LOL, fastforward to 1 minute for about 20 seconds and then to 2 minutes. The guy is a beast.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOn4Wb6YZAY]Getaway In Stockholm 8 Getaway Rider Part 1 - YouTube[/ame]
 
Madd Skilzzzzzzz
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJl2Ihi9T-Y]trial moto vs bike 2 - YouTube[/ame]
 
This is just a partial listing: Full listing is here - http://www.supertrap.com/ST_Downloads_files/Army Slang.pdf Seeing all the "asterisks" below, I now see how 4 star rating was born! lol

US ARMY SLANG: ACRONYMS AND TERMS
* AWR - (Alpha Whiskey Romeo) Allah's Waiting Room. When engaged, insurgents have a tendency to flee to the same building (the AWR), at which point the troops radio in an air strike.
* BCD - Birth Control Device. Refers to the standard issue eyeglasses, generally not known for being exceptionally stylish.
* BCGs - Birth Control Glasses; see BCD
* BOB - the sun. Stands for Big Orange Ball.
* BOG - Boots On the Ground. Number of soldiers available.
* BOHICA - Bend over, here it comes again
* BTDT - Been There, Done That
* BTDTBTTS - Been There, Done That, Bought The T-Shirt
* CDAT - Computerized Dumb-Ass Tanker (in the era of modern weaponry)
* CF - (Charlie Foxtrot) Cluster ****
* DH - Darling Husband (used almost exclusively by dependent spouse types)
* DILLIGAFF - Do I Look Like I Give A Flying ****?
* FIIGMO - **** It, I've Got My Orders (aka "Short-timer's Disease")
* FISHDO - **** It, **** Happens, Drive On (military equivalent of "par for the
course.")
* FNG - ****ing New Guy. Soldier coming to a unit straight from AIT.
* FODA - **** Off and Die ******* //Foda is also Portuguese for ****. When said by itself, it can have the same connotation as "**** off and die, *******." This would make it a recursive slang in two languages.//
* FTA - **** The Army
* FUBAR - ****ed Up Beyond All Recognition/Repair
 
Printer doesn't work! A cat-asstrophy! :eek:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSK1D3bZhRs&feature=player_embedded]Cat vs Printer - The Translation - YouTube[/ame]
 
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5kAko4GDRM]Sti vs Honda and a sneaky cop - YouTube[/ame]
 
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