Thanks for that laugh.
To the OP, try a moto salvage yard. Here's one in the UK that google turned up. Pro Motorcycle Salvage - UK Bike Breaker
If you get in touch with them they may be able to find it even if it isn't listed. Beyond that ebay. Dealer would be able to get one but I'm guessing you wanted to save some money since you asked on here.
Try an Abba frame, I have one for my naked. Way better than a center stand.
video of ours on the GSR, you can get kits for most bikes, we have a kit for the FZ as well [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN66KwN3_Nk"]YouTube - Abba frame on GSR600[/ame]