A bloke rings his wife from A&E (ER), he says to her "I've lost my finger in an accident at work."
She replies "What? The whole finger?"
He says "No, the one next to it."
She replies "What? The whole finger?"
He says "No, the one next to it."
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Being a "Chuck", I don't know if I should laugh or be worried!
SAD NEWS ...
With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week.
Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote 'The Hokey Kokey' died peacefully at the age of 93.
The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin.
They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.
Shut up. You know it's funny.
OMG thats hillarious:rof:Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying, 'And yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed.' 'OH NO!'
Mr. Bush exclaims. 'That's terrible!' His staff sits stunned at this sudden outward display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands, almost sobbing. Finally, the president looks up and asks, 'Just how many is a brazillion, anyway?'