Rushiku
Junior Member
Little Johnny is sitting in class when the teacher asks "If there are 5 birds sitting on a wire and you shoot one, how many are left?"
Johnny says "Oh, that's easy!" and raises his hand.
The teacher calls on him and he says "None, Teach."
The teacher says "Oh, no Johnny, I'm sorry but the answer is four"
Johnny says "Hmm, well when my Dad and I shot a bird just last week, the other four flew away, leaving none."
"Cute, Johnny, the answer is still four, but I like the way you think."
"Hey Teach, I've got a question for you", pipes Johnny "There are three women sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones, one is licking, one is sucking, and one is biting - which one is married?"
The teacher thinks for a moment, then guesses "The one who is sucking?"
Johnny replies "No Teach! The one wearing a ring, but I like the way you think!"
Johnny says "Oh, that's easy!" and raises his hand.
The teacher calls on him and he says "None, Teach."
The teacher says "Oh, no Johnny, I'm sorry but the answer is four"
Johnny says "Hmm, well when my Dad and I shot a bird just last week, the other four flew away, leaving none."
"Cute, Johnny, the answer is still four, but I like the way you think."
"Hey Teach, I've got a question for you", pipes Johnny "There are three women sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones, one is licking, one is sucking, and one is biting - which one is married?"
The teacher thinks for a moment, then guesses "The one who is sucking?"
Johnny replies "No Teach! The one wearing a ring, but I like the way you think!"