NWS!! Michael Jackson jokes allowed here...

[Mattberkshire]

If so I'll start:

When Farrah Fawcett arrived in Heaven, God was
such a big fan he decided to grant her one wish.
She asked that all the children in the world
could be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson.

 

[CanadianFZ6]

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Good one!!!! I can't top it, but here is one...

What does K-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common

They both have boys pants half off....

 

[lytehouse]

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:ban: the man is dead....let it go now

 

[sm00thpapa]

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Old one heard this yesterday

 

[sm00thpapa]

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Good one!!!! I can't top it, but here is one...

What does K-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common

They both have boys pants half off....

Now that's a good one....

 

[oldfast007]

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What' the name of his law firm...Bring'em White & Young...

How can you tell if there is a party at neverland... by all the tricycles parked out front...

Old but funny

 

[wildman]

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If so I'll start:

When Farrah Fawcett arrived in Heaven, God was
such a big fan he decided to grant her one wish.
She asked that all the children in the world
could be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson.

Damn, you beat me to it!

 

[Discofrank]

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I hear they're melting MJ down and selling him to LEGO, so the little boys can play with him for a change

It seems that eating 12 year old sausage is indeed bad for your health

MacDonalds have announced a new burger to commemorate his passing. It's called the McJackson Burger. It features 50 year old meat between 12 year old buns....

Doctors are unsure whether to blame it on the sunshine, the moonlight, the good times or the boogie

Reports of his death are incorrect, he's been found in the children's ward having a stroke

What's 8 inches long and damn useless???

Front row tickets to MJ's comeback concerts

how do u get jackos heart workin again ........ just beat it!!!

Appareantly his body was found floating out at sea - he was bobbing up and down on a buoy.

Doctors are unsure how to dispose of his body,

Recycling day is not till next Thursday

Michael Jackson on his death bed requested that his ashes be packaged into a
box of rice bubbles, so he can have the feeling of going through a ten year
olds ass one more time.

Michael Jackson was so distraught over Farrah Facuetts Death he had a heart attach as she didnt leave home her nose in her will


he FBI has raided jackos house and found class A drugs in the kitchen, class b drugs in the living room and class 5c in the bedroom

 

[Discofrank]

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Breaking news Michael Jackson has just died, but he will be back. Medical experts believe with all the plastic surgery he has he can be recycled

You know what time MJ died? When the big hand touched the little hand...



Michael Jackson did not die from a heart attack!

Apparently he died from an allergic reaction after
eating twelve year old nuts.

Environmental extremists are protesting that Jackson not be cremated due to the toxins released from the plastics in the corpse. Instead they declare his body parts should be used for landfill at childrens playgrounds, so every child gets a go on him.

 

[Admin]

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[n.e.mich]

 

[n.e.mich]

 

[n.e.mich]

All of Michael Jackson's London dates for this summer have been cancelled. For the record they were James (age 11), Richard (age 10), and Zack (age 9)

 

[sm00thpapa]

N E MICH your to much man, stop your killing me here.... hahahahahahaha.....

 

[n.e.mich]

N E MICH your to much man, stop your killing me here.... hahahahahahaha.....

One more for today..........

 

[jtarkany]

Ok I'll play.

What time was bedtime at Never Land Ranch? When the big hand touched the little hand.

 

[n.e.mich]

 

[sm00thpapa]

N E MICH, you killed me, Hahahahahaha...... :rof:

 

[n.e.mich]

:thumbup:

Taking a break for now.

 

[reiobard]

But i don't want to upgrade to Photobucket Pro...