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sniff6
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He was in ecstasy, with a huge smile on his face, as his wife moved forwards, then backwards, forward, then backwards again ....... back and forth ..... back and forth ..... in and out ..... in and out.
She could feel the sweat on her forehead and between her breasts, and trickling down the small of her back, she was getting near to the end.
Her heart was pounding ... her face was flushed ... then she moaned, softly at first, then began to groan louder.
Finally, totally exhausted, she let out an almighty scream and shouted,
"OK, OK! I can't park the bloody car! You do it, you SMUG bastard!"
She could feel the sweat on her forehead and between her breasts, and trickling down the small of her back, she was getting near to the end.
Her heart was pounding ... her face was flushed ... then she moaned, softly at first, then began to groan louder.
Finally, totally exhausted, she let out an almighty scream and shouted,
"OK, OK! I can't park the bloody car! You do it, you SMUG bastard!"
Wh0M3
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In a way I wish I had the skills to do tight turns by drifting like that.
EDIT: Well, crap, it happened again. Replace the four *'s with c o c k ....
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Wh0M3
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EDIT: Well, crap, it happened again. Replace the four *'s with c o c k ....
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Pea**** Puberty | WeKnowMemes
http://tinyurl.com/b5awour
fixed them for you.
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Wh0M3
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sniff6
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Brace yourself for 8 seconds of cuteness overload. OK, I'm a sucker for smoosh faced dogs.
Magic Pug - The Stairs Are Lava - YouTube
Magic Pug - The Stairs Are Lava - YouTube
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This will have you cringing , laughing & reaching for your Aussie slang dictionary Absolute pure Aussie gold :rof:
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNbXJUMkIxk]Entrapment Poem - YouTube[/ame]
Absolute pure Aussie gold :rof: [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNbXJUMkIxk]Entrapment Poem - YouTube[/ame]
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I think that only the Brits will get this one:
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I took a ride up to Payson, AZ today and got an early dinner at Mackey's Grill (supposedly the best in the west). I went to the urinal before I saddled up to go home and had to chuckle at this painting.
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Caption "Expose yourself to the West"
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Caption "Expose yourself to the West"
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Following on the theme of my previous post.....
Newsflash: The Royal Family have declared bankruptcy after receiving Richard III's parking fines!! :Flash:
Newsflash: The Royal Family have declared bankruptcy after receiving Richard III's parking fines!! :Flash:
sniff6
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Wait for it ...........:thumbup:
Ssky0078
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Wait for it ...........:thumbup:
I don't get it. Nothing happened other than I felt like a weirdo because I checked this while out eating breakfast.
sniff6
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I don't know if this has been posted before. Came across it, today.
Wh0M3
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This made me laugh.
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAptCdalzug]Jeremy Clarkson's P45 - Top Gear - Series 19 Episode 1 Highlight - BBC Two - YouTube[/ame]
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAptCdalzug]Jeremy Clarkson's P45 - Top Gear - Series 19 Episode 1 Highlight - BBC Two - YouTube[/ame]