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OLD MAN EYE CHART!!! lol >Sorry ladies, no eye chart for you! :spank:
haha - compliments of my Father!
haha - compliments of my Father!
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jM27fujbiXs&feature=player_detailpage]Will it Wheelie Mister?? - YouTube[/ame]
Obviously putting actual riders on bikes makes it impossible to recover from low-sides!!! As the bike in its raw form is CAN recover on its own! lol
That was AWESOME Joe, thanks for sharing!
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I kinda liked this one
Ssky0078
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Some of you are going to love this, most of you are going to hate it. For everybody that's ever caught themselves making funny noises in their helmet, this is for you
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47BnR5ourTo]221 - Boop! - YouTube[/ame]
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47BnR5ourTo]221 - Boop! - YouTube[/ame]
Wh0M3
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^ I can say that I do sing along at times to my tunes or I may talk but I'm not sure that I've ever just done random noises like Boop... maybe I'll start doing it. I tend to keep up with what's "cool". :BLAA:
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OK, you fast forward this video to about 3:15, then read the captions. OMG I hurt a rib laughing so hard.
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlmRqqkbHT8&list=UUtbzI1-WT4srJ3z5xtcwnLQ]CATER - Day 9 Ep. 5 - Ibber Roo! - YouTube[/ame]
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlmRqqkbHT8&list=UUtbzI1-WT4srJ3z5xtcwnLQ]CATER - Day 9 Ep. 5 - Ibber Roo! - YouTube[/ame]
You may not get this if you're under 40...
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Be nice i am
" When an innocent picture can go horribly wrong".
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Be nice i am
Not sure if that is the right flag????
Can you repost it Botch....your link doesn't seem to be working
It's not going to work, Bren. The forum puts **** in the link instead of f u c k.
If you click on the link and then replace **** with the *bad* word, it'll work.
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First time I tried it, it still didn't work so I had to "spell check" the *bad word*. So I referred back to your (above) post Eric
but I finally got it to work by deleting the [/IMG] at the end of the link
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why can't all ad's be like this
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spCMhlJxB5c]LG Kompressor Plus Vacuum Commercial Thin to Fat Woman. Hilarious! - YouTube[/ame]
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spCMhlJxB5c]LG Kompressor Plus Vacuum Commercial Thin to Fat Woman. Hilarious! - YouTube[/ame]
A co-worker of mine showed me a piece of paper with words written on it saying: GOOD EYE MIGHT
Now, say that without sounding Austrailian!
We tried several times with the same result
Now, say that without sounding Austrailian!
We tried several times with the same result
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Darwin Awards are out! :thumbup:
Yes, The Darwin Awards are out again It’s
that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed,
honoring the least evolved among us.
Here is the glorious winner:
1.When his .38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim
during a hold-up in Long Beach, California would-be robber James Elliot
did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel
and tried the trigger again. This time it worked.
And now, the Honourable mentions:
2.The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting
machine and after a little shopping around, submitted a claim to his
insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its
men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a
finger... The chef's claim was approved.
3. A man who shovelled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car
during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman
had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her.
4.After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver
found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting
from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his
incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone
waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the
mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very
excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't
discovered for 3 days.
5.An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head
wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the
injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how
close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit.
6.A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the
counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer,
the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which
the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and
fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash
he got from the drawer was $15. [If someone points a gun at you and
gives you money, is a crime committed?]
7.Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided
that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab
some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over
his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-
be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window
was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on CCTV.
8. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man
grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the
woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher.
Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in
the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of
the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied,
yes, officer, that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from."
9. The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a
Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan at 5 a.m. flashed a gun and demanded
cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the
cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings,
the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast... The frustrated
gunman walked away.
And Finally, the 5-STAR "STUPIDITY AWARD WINNER"
10. When a man attempted to siphon fuel from a motor home parked on a
Seattle street by sucking on a hose, he got much more than he bargained
for. Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next
to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the
man admitted to trying to steal gasoline, but had plugged his siphon
into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake.
The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges saying that it was
the best laugh he'd ever had and the perp had been punished enough!
Yes, The Darwin Awards are out again It’s
that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed,
honoring the least evolved among us.
Here is the glorious winner:
1.When his .38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim
during a hold-up in Long Beach, California would-be robber James Elliot
did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel
and tried the trigger again. This time it worked.
And now, the Honourable mentions:
2.The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting
machine and after a little shopping around, submitted a claim to his
insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its
men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a
finger... The chef's claim was approved.
3. A man who shovelled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car
during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman
had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her.
4.After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver
found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting
from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his
incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone
waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the
mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very
excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't
discovered for 3 days.
5.An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head
wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the
injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how
close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit.
6.A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the
counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer,
the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which
the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and
fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash
he got from the drawer was $15. [If someone points a gun at you and
gives you money, is a crime committed?]
7.Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided
that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab
some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over
his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-
be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window
was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on CCTV.
8. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man
grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the
woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher.
Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in
the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of
the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied,
yes, officer, that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from."
9. The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a
Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan at 5 a.m. flashed a gun and demanded
cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the
cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings,
the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast... The frustrated
gunman walked away.
And Finally, the 5-STAR "STUPIDITY AWARD WINNER"
10. When a man attempted to siphon fuel from a motor home parked on a
Seattle street by sucking on a hose, he got much more than he bargained
for. Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next
to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the
man admitted to trying to steal gasoline, but had plugged his siphon
into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake.
The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges saying that it was
the best laugh he'd ever had and the perp had been punished enough!
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