This may be NSFW or NSFH since many are working from home these days.
If I lived in Australia you'd probably pop over for a tinny and a sanga at my house where this guy would be on the couch watching some Moto GP with me.
I showed my wife this and explained he won't go out because he wants her to feed him. She says, "He's just like you!"
She said this is exactly you when I ask you what's wrong and you won't express your feelings.....