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Her lips were saying no but her body was saying yes.

There was no doubt about it, she was an excellent ventriloquist.

At the touch of her lips,It grew long and swollen.I gasped as she squeezed and pulled expertly.

It was the best balloon Giraffe i'd ever seen.

Frantically I tore off her dress, bra and knickers. My heart was racing but I just managed to close the wardrobe door before she got home.

I accidentally mixed up my Viagra with my hearing aid. Now I've got a hard of hearing on.
 
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