:rof: Sick! "Dat was a good one man.... caught me wiff mah mouff open!"
Farting with a passenger
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:rof: Sick! "Dat was a good one man.... caught me wiff mah mouff open!"
abacall
Speedy recovery
Hearing it is no problem, the Leos take care of that. But I always find it difficult to fart while sitting, so I wait for the corners, or a red light.
"Pfshht"
"Don't worry, that's just my blow of valve."
"Pfshht"
"Don't worry, that's just my blow of valve."
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This is just funny to read you boys' replies and this topic. I am at work... laughing hysterically, tears and all. :rof:
Install one of these and it won't matter what you do in the seat...:spank:
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No wonder I'm so comfortable hanging out in this Forum... :thumbup:
I wait till we're at 10kph....then I talk softly so the passenger opens her visor to hear me. Then I stand up on the pegs and LET RIP!!!!!
(jk....?)
(jk....?)
chuckfz6ryder
Junior Member
OOPS someone beat me to it!!
haha....great minds think alike!!!
maybe i should read the full thread first next time...
haha....great minds think alike!!!
maybe i should read the full thread first next time...
stryken
Vertically Challenged
:thumbup:I nominate this thread for the best threads of 2009! :thumbup:
You know... at the end of the year we really should have some kind of contest for best thread of the year, and this one should be in the running.
You know... at the end of the year we really should have some kind of contest for best thread of the year, and this one should be in the running.
I'd have to nominate Lone's oil change thread! :thumbup:
Another option... wait til you pass the manure spreader in the fields... that will mask ANY smell you can muster. Or, pass a field and let it rip... if she complains of the smell, blame it on cows!
Another option... wait til you pass the manure spreader in the fields... that will mask ANY smell you can muster. Or, pass a field and let it rip... if she complains of the smell, blame it on cows!
Shinn
Junior Member
My girl (my passenger who rides 90% of the time with me) has informed me she actually likes the farts when it is colder as it warms the hands up!
Nefilim
Junior Member
Actually, the standing-on-the-pegs thing happened once.
We have arranged that I will buy lunch if she makes dinner and what can possibly be cheaper than the lunch menu at a Mexican Restaurant? $2 burritos are hard to pass up.
I was taking her back to work and squirming the whole way trying not to dump my oil and came across the railroad track. I stood up on my pegs to absorb the bumpiness and was right in front of her throat/chin when the shock from the track set off an explosion.
Keep in mind, this is the same passenger as before.
We have arranged that I will buy lunch if she makes dinner and what can possibly be cheaper than the lunch menu at a Mexican Restaurant? $2 burritos are hard to pass up.
I was taking her back to work and squirming the whole way trying not to dump my oil and came across the railroad track. I stood up on my pegs to absorb the bumpiness and was right in front of her throat/chin when the shock from the track set off an explosion.
Keep in mind, this is the same passenger as before.
And she still rides with you? Must be real love to be farted in the face and called fat and take it.
