Funny caption game! What's Rossi's bike saying to him???

Bike to Rossi - Pray all you want , you will never win another championship :D

"Eat , Pray , Love" One womans search for everything :rof:

Rossi - "Was it as good for you as it was for me" ?? :eyebrow:
 
Bike to Rossi.....You know i'm feeling realy dirty now for enjoying that thorough chassis Lubing you gave me last night!!! :disapprove:
 
Bike to Rossi: "No, I won't bleed red like you"

Rossi to Bike: "If only ducati could build something as beautiful as you"
Bike replies "If only you were younger and from the states you might still have me"
 
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em!

"So this is the '7 year itch'. I can't believe you're leaving me for some skanky, red Italian!"

Sorry, all I could come up with without insulting my hero ;)
 
It's a BIKE! THEY CAN'T TALK!

I know that! But if they could???

I reckon if my bike could talk it would tell me to get off and go start a diet!

Back on topic...

M1 to Rossi: "I have told you before, everytime you hug me, Uchio gets jealous...and comes and changes my oil from motul to yamalube in the middle of the night!!!"
 
I know that! But if they could???

I reckon if my bike could talk it would tell me to get off and go start a diet!

Back on topic...

M1 to Rossi: "I have told you before, everytime you hug me, Uchio gets jealous...and comes and changes my oil from motul to yamalube in the middle of the night!!!"

Ok, ok. I consider Yamaha motorcycles to be a sensible choice. It makes sense to own a Yamaha because you can simply ride it and it won't break. So, if the Yamaha were to break its silence and speak, I imagine what it would say would be sensible and hard to argue against.

M1 to Rossi: "It's ok, lots of middle aged men go through these mid life crises. Most, however pic something faster than they currently own! No, you can't come back. You made your bed, you have to lie in it."
 
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