cws6fan
Parrothead
Little Jonny was in class one day and the teacher asked the question.
"If there were three birds sitting on a power line and you shot one off, how many would be left?"
Little Johnny raised his hand and responded, "You wouldn't have any left."
The teacher said, "That is incorrect, and how did you come to this conclusion?
Little Johnny said, "If you shoot the first one off, then the other two would fly away."
The teacher said, "The answer is 2, but I like the way you think."
Little Johnny said, " Teacher I've got a question for you."
The teacher said, " Okay what is it?"
Johnny said, "If you have three women eating ice cream cones, one is sucking, one is licking and one is slurping, which one is married?"
The teacher said, "I don't know, I guess the one that is licking."
Little Johnny said, "The answer is the one with the wedding ring, but I like the way you think."
"If there were three birds sitting on a power line and you shot one off, how many would be left?"
Little Johnny raised his hand and responded, "You wouldn't have any left."
The teacher said, "That is incorrect, and how did you come to this conclusion?
Little Johnny said, "If you shoot the first one off, then the other two would fly away."
The teacher said, "The answer is 2, but I like the way you think."
Little Johnny said, " Teacher I've got a question for you."
The teacher said, " Okay what is it?"
Johnny said, "If you have three women eating ice cream cones, one is sucking, one is licking and one is slurping, which one is married?"
The teacher said, "I don't know, I guess the one that is licking."
Little Johnny said, "The answer is the one with the wedding ring, but I like the way you think."