Limericks

[ste]

do u have any moto related limericks?

 

[ste]

each time i got on my bike
i met a girl on a trike
i said hi
she waved goodbye
and disappeared over the sand
still waving her hand
not very good tho

 

[mikw73]

I'm not much of a poet:

There once was a bike from Japan
whose rider had the name Stan.
He'd ride in the hills,
and flirt with the girls
who all wished the bike was their man.

 

[ste]

I'm not much of a poet:

There once was a bike from Japan
whose rider had the name Stan.
He'd ride in the hills,
and flirt with the girls
who all wished the bike was their man.

still pretty good, heres another try by me

as i twisted my throttle
i met a girl with a bottle
she gave me a swig
and then she danced a jig
looking at her i became big
and we partied the night away

 

[FAZ6R]

still pretty good, heres another try by me

as i twisted my throttle
i met a girl with a bottle
she gave me a swig
and then she danced a jig
looking at her i became big
and we partied the night away

Very Funny Ste, have you got any more? i am not good at these rhymes, so i will leave it to you professionals

 

[mikw73]

still pretty good, heres another try by me

as i twisted my throttle
i met a girl with a bottle
she gave me a swig
and then she danced a jig
looking at her i became big
and we partied the night away

More in the glorious filthy tradition of limericks. Nice goin'.

 

[mikw73]

there once was an FZ6
tailed through some turns by a Gixx
their exhausts were quite vocal
as they howled past a local
who said "Wow, what a couple of dicks!"

 

[Nelly]

still pretty good, heres another try by me

as i twisted my throttle
i met a girl with a bottle
she gave me a swig
and then she danced a jig
looking at her i became big
and we partied the night away

There was a fella called Ste,
from scooter to FZ6 ride did he,
With a twist of his hand he reached 11 grand [rpm]
and smile like a hoon did he.

Short and sweet

 

[ste]

There once was a guy called nelly
he loved watching star trek on the telly
So he bought a fazer
And just like a lazer
He shot down the road
to his fixed abode

 

[ChevyFazer]

I was on the road between states
Setting quite a brisk pace
When my heat sunk like a rock
I past the pin doing a hundred and ten
Dropped a gear and never saw that piggy again!!!

 

[ste]

I was on the road between states
Setting quite a brisk pace
When my heat sunk like a rock
I past the pin doing a hundred and ten
Dropped a gear and never saw that piggy again!!!

great job, but they supposed to rhyme

 

[mikw73]

I pulled up to stop on my moto
for a cup o' joe and a photo
and who did appear
giggling from beer
but a short, hairy fellow named Frodo!

 

[ste]

lots of good ones there
anybody got sum un moto related?

 

[FZ6 Naked!]

Pre-apologies! Wikipedia told me limericks should be obscene!!

I once saw a beautiful bike
But the rider she looked like a dike
I pulled out my willy
and buggered her silly
Then she told me "Piss off take a hike!"

:rockon:

 

[Wh0M3]

wow these are great!!! opcorn::rof:

 

[mikw73]

Sadly, I don't seem to know how to write dirty ones. I've been trying. Nada. Nothing worth sharing, anyway. Too much time spent in Corporate America?

 

[FZ6 Naked!]

Sadly, I don't seem to know how to write dirty ones. I've been trying. Nada. Nothing worth sharing, anyway. Too much time spent in Corporate America?

I spend all of my days at work
Just wishing it came with a perk
As the women go past
I just stare at their ass
And wonder if I'm just a jerk.

 

[mikw73]

^ Brilliant!

 

[mikw73]

She asked her friend, who said "Ride him."
She went and sat down beside him.
He bought her a bottle.
She twisted his throttle.
And the next thing you know, she's astride him.

 

[ste]

There once was a lady named Alice
Who used a dynamite stick for a phallus
They found her vagina
In South Carolina
And parts of her ass around Dallas