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HavBlue
You know you're getting old when your wife sees a Viagra commercial that talks about 4 hours and she wants to know what happened to the other 3 hours 58 minutes.....
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You know your old when................
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Oh goodness that is too funny!!! Charlie, two minutes at your age, come on!
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HavBlue
Hey, it takes all night to do what we used to do all night. I just don't have the time, I'm getting old remember.....:thumbup:
abacall
Speedy recovery
...when your bones, not your cereal, goes "snap, crackle, pop."
(damn snowboarding)
(damn snowboarding)
You know when your old when.... you listen to talk radio
I personally dont listen to the radio much, but when I do, I listen to the 'Classic Rock' station in my area. Im somewhat old(35) and all the 'older folk' I asked, istened to talk radio. Why I asked one guy why talk,he says "Ive heardall of those songs a thousand times"
WOW I hope I dont get that old...I cant stand talk radio
I personally dont listen to the radio much, but when I do, I listen to the 'Classic Rock' station in my area. Im somewhat old(35) and all the 'older folk' I asked, istened to talk radio. Why I asked one guy why talk,he says "Ive heardall of those songs a thousand times"
WOW I hope I dont get that old...I cant stand talk radio
How does that happen...alot ?
Ha Ha Ha, Charlie I think that for many thats normal and not age related.
.....You can remember pounds shillings and pence. (lsd)
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HavBlue
You know for certain when on Sunday morning you have climbed on your FZ6 and headed for the twisties but stopped for a cup of coffee only to have a woman who is older than you and dressed for church stop to ask you if you aren't a little old for that. Hmmmmm and no sh*t, this actually happened to me.
mastakilla
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you know you're getting old when the candles cost more than your birthday cake 
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You know your old when................ Your chest hairs start turning gray.
Damn, now where did the missus put that hair colour..
Damn, now where did the missus put that hair colour..
mastakilla
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you know you're getting old when you knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Raid The Revenge
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You know you're getting old when you sink your teeth into a nice juicy steak...and they stay there.
...You have more patience, but only because you just don't care anymore.
...You are out of breath while walking DOWN a flight of stairs.
...You're asleep, but everyone else worries that you've died.
...You're declined as an organ donor, because the doctors aren't sure if your organs are functional.
...Your life insurance is more expensive than your car insurance.
^^That's pretty funny when you think about it. I mean they're like, "Sorry...we don't want to give out money after you die, but we believe you can handle yourself on a ZX-14 NINJA or HAYABUSA!!"
...You have more patience, but only because you just don't care anymore.
...You are out of breath while walking DOWN a flight of stairs.
...You're asleep, but everyone else worries that you've died.
...You're declined as an organ donor, because the doctors aren't sure if your organs are functional.
...Your life insurance is more expensive than your car insurance.
^^That's pretty funny when you think about it. I mean they're like, "Sorry...we don't want to give out money after you die, but we believe you can handle yourself on a ZX-14 NINJA or HAYABUSA!!"
lol elm, i dont know about the seniors in your family, but my grandma and grandpa tend to steer clear of hyperbikes like the busa and zx-14
Remember (choosing words carefully in family orientated way lol) 90 seconds of that was spent getting out of clothes....LOL.
Good stuff, if I sit on the floor with the kids for more than 20 minutes thats me defo.
OMG I love UK talk sport, its my favourite. Am I terminal?
Thanks Elm I particularly like the organ donation one lol.
Nelly
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mastakilla
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you know you're getting old when you start farting dust...
