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Look for it at the grocery store right next to the jumbo shrimp!
I use this joke when talking to new staff about communication, always gets a laugh.A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other. She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely: Are - my - test - results - back?"
This is from -->> FACEPLANT (aka facebook)...
Its Harmless - although NSFW!!! despite its documentary theme....
A quick search will land you on-topic for a Good Laugh!
"Porn Sex vs Real Sex: The Differences Explained With Food" plays for 1:47"
Randy, WTH are you googling to come up with this stuff!?!?!?
It was quite funny though
Oh dear, this is priceless.... Nothing against women.
Women Driving Best Fail Compilation - Uniformedia 2013 - YouTube
Oh dear, this is priceless.... Nothing against women.
Women Driving Best Fail Compilation - Uniformedia 2013 - YouTube
OMG .. next time I go to Russia, I'm gonna wear my full motorcycle armor.. to walk anywhere near cars!
Particularly like the 20 second mark when gas station immediately catches fire
Oh dear, this is priceless.... Nothing against women.
Women Driving Best Fail Compilation - Uniformedia 2013 - YouTube