Nefilim
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How do you pull it off without letting them feel it?
Farting with a passenger
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That defeats the purpose!!!!!!!!!!!!
g8anos
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.. At high speed ! above 50km/h
Neither the smell will be noticed nor the fart itself can be heard
PS: I feel a little bit funny answering your question ..
Neither the smell will be noticed nor the fart itself can be heard
PS: I feel a little bit funny answering your question ..
sennsa
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Oh man this is going to be EPIC
About our subject my fz now with the mivvs farts louder than me so no prob when my secret boost weapon is triggered....lol
About our subject my fz now with the mivvs farts louder than me so no prob when my secret boost weapon is triggered....lol
GlockDoc
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Just let it rip! You can always blame the bike.
staticghost
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Just let it out...just let it out. It's natural. Just make sure you say "uupppss wasn't me. :thumbup:
Just give the throttle a couple of twists timed to your fart burst. She'll think the vibration is coming from the engine. LOL
Norm
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I think you found a niche: Fart absorbant seat liners: When you really care about your passenger's nostrils.
Find a HD and pull up along side... She'll think it's him.
Shinn
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Just came off a trip with me and my girl and man I had bad gas (bean burrito's will kill you eveerytime). She never felt a one though! Best technique I have found is slide forward a little bit while accelerating.
A secret! Each fart will speed you up half a km/h for each .5 second you can keep it going. Keep it ripping and you got your own turbo.
A secret! Each fart will speed you up half a km/h for each .5 second you can keep it going. Keep it ripping and you got your own turbo.
If she feels it....just say "that's 1 nil!" :rockon:
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Okay............I think this could be the first "Loud Farts Save Lives" thread.....
chemicalsmile
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Caution: depending on what gear/speed you're at, twisting the throttle while trying to rip one can easily turn a simple poot into a massive shart and there's no way a passenger won't catch on to that.
and there's no way a passenger won't catch on to that.
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Oh god......someone will want to ban farts now!
Get out the decibals meter and remember that 45 degree angled measurement is also for safety! LOL!
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Caution: depending on what gear/speed you're at, twisting the throttle while trying to rip one can easily turn a simple poot into a massive shart
Well...That's it....We're banned! You had to step it up a notch....
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Heck, I'm so old they come out dusty, so it's kinda hard to hide them
Jerry
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Find a nice corner, come in fast, hang off, brake hard, lean hard and open throttle and let it out at the apex then speed out of the corner. Your passenger will like it. You dont have to tell her what happened.
necrotimus
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I always signal to the rider that I want to talk to them so they open their face shield, then I stand up on the pegs, and let go right into their helmet.
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I enjoyed seeing the title and had to comment. You know it's bad if you can smell it while on your ride...if the passenger does - pull over and check your pants LOL
