Viper06
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Just tell your best Bike jokes or whatever the hell you can come up with:spank:
Jokes!
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Viper06
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Why the hell not? someone is gonna do it so im gonna get it outta the way
why did the chicken cross the road?
he parked his bike on the other side...
why did the chicken cross the road?
he parked his bike on the other side...
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Harley and Hoovers
They have something in common at least, They both Suck. But... there is a difference! You only get one dirt bag on a Hoover.
Stupity reigns supreme...
A big leather-clad bikie walks into a bar and spies a small man moping at the bar staring at his beer. Deciding to have a bit of fun he storms up to the man, snatches his beer off the bar and drinks it in one gulp. He slams the glass down in front of the poor guy and laughs. 'What're you gonna do about that?' he asks in his loudest and scariest voice.
Immediately, the small man breaks into tears. That was the last reaction the bikie was expecting and straight away he began to feel like a complete prick. 'Look, I'm sorry,' he tells the little guy, 'I was just messing around with you. Tell you what, I'll shout you another drink and we'll call it square, eh?'
'It's not that,' sobs the little guy, 'I've just had a **** week. My Mother died from a heart attack, I found out from the doctor I've contracted HIV, my wife left me for my best friend, I got sacked from my job, the bank is going to take my house now because I can't afford to pay it off with no job and just when I was about to end it all, you show up and drink my bloody poison.'
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A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.
The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?"
The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his ha nds on a rag and said, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new.
So how come I make $39,675 a year, a pretty small salary and you get the really big bucks ($1,695,759) when you and I are doing basically the same work?"
The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic................................
"Try doing it with the engine running."
The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?"
The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his ha nds on a rag and said, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new.
So how come I make $39,675 a year, a pretty small salary and you get the really big bucks ($1,695,759) when you and I are doing basically the same work?"
The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic................................
"Try doing it with the engine running."
