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[ELIZABETH]

Someone needs to check this out and do a ride report, ha ha ha :BLAA:

1995 Kawasaki ZX-1100 GPZ Custom Extended Project Bike

Jerry

I don't know what's funnier, the fact that he made that monstrosity, or the fact that he thinks he can sell it for $2000!! :BLAA:

 

[FinalImpact]

Apparently one guy knows the true purpose of the Modern Wing!!!

 

[sniff6]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MENjFkEAj9g]Train track Veggie Market - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Baci]

I woder how oftent they get trains through there....I bet the veggies taste great!!


Bike: 1 Bus: 0

 

[Motogiro]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRhoHN8x_00]Grandma Drummer - YouTube[/ame]

 

[sniff6]

Magician scares the life out of passersby with creepy but hilarious cut in half illusion

Andy Gross prank: Magician scares the life out of passersby with creepy but hilarious cut in half illusion | Mail Online

 

[Baci]

Is that a V8??

 

[Verharen]

Just re-watched MotoGP at Laguna Seca. Am I the only one that thought of Erci when Joe Satriani played the national anthem? :spank:

 

[Erci]

Just re-watched MotoGP at Laguna Seca. Am I the only one that thought of Erci when Joe Satriani played the national anthem? :spank:

LOL.. you are absolutely NOT the only one. My friends have been telling me that he's my doppelganger for years!

 

[Cloggy]

This Joke also amused me :thumbup:.....



A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.'

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.'

Startled, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.

'Yes', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you.'

The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'

'Moses,' replied the bird.

'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'

'The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus.

 

[LFZ6]

Love it!

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[sxty8goats]

Someone needs to check this out and do a ride report, ha ha ha :BLAA:

1995 Kawasaki ZX-1100 GPZ Custom Extended Project Bike

Jerry

Wow. Just wow.......

 

[FinalImpact]

Humpy, has this kinda thing ever happened to you?

 

[agf]

yep all us ozzies have pet 'roos and koalas

yeah right

did you know that theycan sit up on their tail and kick both those hind legs

and koalas rend to p1ss on you when you hold them ( the tame ones) the wild ones'll scratch the heck out of you and it comes as a big surprise coz they seem docile from all the eucalyptus leaves they eat
( keeps them pretty drugged down)
all of a sudden the get startled and try to climb down you like they would a tree

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[aussiejules]

I heard yesterday that wallabies are being used as pets in England because they are cute tame and eat grass. Good on you guys for finding a pet that lets you get out of a chore. at least it isn't a drop bear.

 

[Erci]

I heard yesterday that wallabies are being used as pets in England because they are cute tame and eat grass.

Hmm.. sounds like vegetarians would also make for good pets.

I take that back.. not all are cute!

 

[Erci]

:rof:

 

[Baci]

Can you make forcefields?

Full clip here

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NlhIuJ-y8k]Three Miles North of Molkom - Funny Film Clip ON DVD 25th JAN 2010 - YouTube[/ame]

 

[sniff6]

I heard yesterday that wallabies are being used as pets in England because they are cute tame and eat grass. Good on you guys for finding a pet that lets you get out of a chore. at least it isn't a drop bear.

There's quite a colony of wallabies on Cannock Chase Not too far from me..Escaped from a zoo or something like that.

 

[sniff6]

A servant enrolled his donkey in a race & won.The local paper read:

'SERVANT's ASS WON

The king was upset with this kind of publicity. He ordered the servant not to enter the donkey in another race. Next day d local paper headline read:

'KING SCRATCHES SERVANT's ASS'

This was too much 4 the king, he ordered the servant 2 get rid of the donkey.

He gave the donkey to the queen. The local paper heading the news:

"QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN

The king fainted.

Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for 10$. Next day papr read:

"QUEEN SELLS ASS FOR $10

This ws too much. KING ordered th queen 2 buy back d donkey & send to jungle. Th next day Headlines:

"QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD & FREE

The king was buried next day!

Power of media!