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[JONAC]

Just while i'm on ... what does everyone prefer to be called ??? I don'y wanna turn up saying "more cheese Grommitt?" lol

You can call me whatever you like ... apart from T@~t ...C@*t and ..... ... at least not til i'm drunk

I'm normally know as Jona ... like Donna but with a J :thumbup: .... or JC or funnily enough Numpty lol

 

[JONAC]

I guess I'll have to make up some names !!! :Flash:

 

[grommit]

I guess I'll have to make up some names !!! :Flash:

Maybe we should have a secret question and reply for when we meet...

Q: Do you like marmite?
A: The train leaves at 11pm.

or

Q: What time does the train leave?
A: Only on toast


or

Q: Why was Nelly naked in the lift?
A: He was getting changed.


...Michael
(It was funny when I thought of it.)

 

[Nelly]

Ok Donna, I like to be called Nel, Nelly or Neil. I can't wait till we book in LOL. Room for nelly and Donna please.

 

[Nelly]

Maybe we should have a secret question and reply for when we meet...

Q: Do you like marmite?
A: The train leaves at 11pm.

or

Q: What time does the train leave?
A: Only on toast



...Michael
(It was funny when I thought of it.)

I love it, if the responder or questioner ****s up they get a penalty shoot in the evening.
For this we need a judge who's wisdom must rule and an enforcer to carry out such redemptions.

I nominate Grommit as Judge and Numpty as enforcer as he is a double ard big Bstard.

The judge is not immune from punishment. Three members can form a temporary republic to over turn harsh decisions and the secondary enforcer will administer redemption.

Nelly

 

[Numpty]

I guess I'll have to make up some names !!! :Flash:

Gaz is cool with me :thumbup:

 

[Nelly]

Gaz is cool with me :thumbup:

I beg to differ Mr Enforcer...

 

[Numpty]

Another sleep bites the dust Donna

 

[Nelly]

Another sleep bites the dust Donna

da da da dar dum dum dum dum Another sleep bites the dust. How hard is he gona be to share a room with?

 

[JONAC]

I love it, if the responder or questioner ****s up they get a penalty shoot in the evening.
For this we need a judge who's wisdom must rule and an enforcer to carry out such redemptions.

I nominate Grommit as Judge and Numpty as enforcer as he is a double ard big Bstard.

The judge is not immune from punishment. Three members can for a temporary republic to over turn harsh decisions and the secondary enforcer will administer redemption.

Nelly

I'm sh1t at these games lol .... I can see i'm gonna be rat ar5ed by 10pm

Ok.... 4 sleeps to go !!!!!

BUT... Here's the dilema ! one of our other winchman (there's only 5 of us! with one away in the Falklands) has gone down with a double hernia :rant: he's under the knife on Thursday and unable to fly for 6 weeks....
I am not on shift again til next Monday but have had an answer phone message saying changes are in the making ! Now I've phoned work and said if anyone c0cks up my weekend I'm sending some big fella by the name of "Numpty" (whom I've never even met) to kick some a55

Work know the score and I'm praying all will stay good ... If I get dragged in to work I'm not only letting you guys down but also a friend in Cheshire whom I arranged to stop off and see on the Friday !!

I'll know for sure tomorrow ..... fingers and toes crossed

SO.... As it stands I'll be there with bells on asking lots of strangers if they like marmite or what time the next train leaves !!! ... .....

4 SLEEPS TO GO !!!!!!!

:iconbeer:

 

[JONAC]

I beg to differ Mr Enforcer...

The enforcer ???? do we have a rozzer on the meet lol :ban:

P.s has anyone tried calling tonight ??? I have a missed call of someone ending in 680 and don't know the number ???

4 sleeps to go

 

[Numpty]

Mate that sucks tell ya mate to stop being a tart and put up with the pain until after the weekend

 

[Nelly]

Here is a route phil has re-conned for us. TOP FELLA. Depending on the state of our buts and weather we may do a part of it after drinking tea at Alf's.
I will confirm with them tommorrow that 6 of us will defo show and I will book the ruby house tommorrow to.
Are we going to do the shirt, shoes and trousers (abit creased to feck) dress code as some towns are funny. Or just go for the jeans t-shirt and whatever look. JC your thong is still ok with us all.

Can any off you play lie dice?

NELSTER:thumbup:

 

[Numpty]

Does it involve throwing dice lying down ?

 

[Nelly]

The enforcer ???? do we have a rozzer on the meet lol :ban
.

4 sleeps to go

No mate we need a big bastard to ensure that all drinking punisnments are adheared to. Having said that a top fella (Rozzer) Mark may be able to get out to us.
Yhat number was the liver specialist

 

[JONAC]

Mate that sucks tell ya mate to stop being a tart and put up with the pain until after the weekend

He's been putting up with it for weeks but some specialist groin spotter says he needs to get his undies down sharpish

I'm sure all will be fine ... they know I'll throw my teddies if the worse comes of it and go on strike .... ok , I'm not allowed (military and all that !!) .....
Anyhow I'm thinkin positive .. I'll be there :thumbup:

 

[Numpty]

Not me JC i not got your number....

 

[JONAC]

Not me JC i not got your number....

118118 ...

 

[JONAC]

Yhat number was the liver specialist

probably was ... My fave food is liver and onions .... spooky

 

[Nelly]

Mate that sucks tell ya mate to stop being a tart and put up with the pain until after the weekend

Spoken like a true enforcer...............................