Lol! So fast to bite! Lol! I won't be draping hotties all over my bike...they might scratch it!!
I'm supremely confident that boobies won't scratch your bike:thumbup:.
In fact, if (upon my advice) you do drape scantily clad chickies all over your bike, and a booby scratches something I will personally take it to your painter and get it painted for you....lol.:BLAA: You see it's that whole Darwin thing. Babies that fed from a scratchy booby, got cut and bled to death, so it was a terrible survival characteristic, and didn't get very far at all on the evolutionary ladder.
I hope this helps:thumbup:
Disclaimer...
Mikey might be a little biased as he really quite likes boobies.