Saw a cop car on way to work. Wasn't riding very aggressively, just filtering through traffic at around 65-70kph as a cruising speed in a 60kph zone.
Went to pass the cop car in the same fashion. Lights flash, I pull over. She is SHOCKED when I ask what the problem is.
"You were doing 78 in a 60 zone!"
I see immediately she is the "I actually have a penix" type of lady-cop. She is not friendly and gets me to show my indicators and all that jazz. She goes back to car, comes back with $113 ticket.
I ask her nicely, "So, how am I supposed to pass someone who is doing 55-58kph? Do I pass them at 60kph and hang around their blind spot for hours on end? Or do I roll on the throttle and pass when there is little likelihood of them quickly changing lanes to make a turn-off?"
She responds, "Stay behind them, then."
The convo is summarized a bit but that's pretty much how it went.
I kicked her in the shin. Well, I didn't. But I wanted to.
Thing that irks me is she is going to go home today thinking she served her city somehow.
I swear, next time a cop is pulling me over for going over the limit when I'm not riding aggressively, I am going to EMERGENCY STOP and get them to rear end me. When I'm laying on the ground I'll writhe in pain and explain how I am going to sue them. Also, I will ask them, in feet or metres whichever they prefer, how much shorter my braking distance is than their's.
P.S.
Cops have rear-facing radar/laser in their cars. Bastards!
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Went to pass the cop car in the same fashion. Lights flash, I pull over. She is SHOCKED when I ask what the problem is.
"You were doing 78 in a 60 zone!"
I see immediately she is the "I actually have a penix" type of lady-cop. She is not friendly and gets me to show my indicators and all that jazz. She goes back to car, comes back with $113 ticket.
I ask her nicely, "So, how am I supposed to pass someone who is doing 55-58kph? Do I pass them at 60kph and hang around their blind spot for hours on end? Or do I roll on the throttle and pass when there is little likelihood of them quickly changing lanes to make a turn-off?"
She responds, "Stay behind them, then."
The convo is summarized a bit but that's pretty much how it went.
I kicked her in the shin. Well, I didn't. But I wanted to.
Thing that irks me is she is going to go home today thinking she served her city somehow.
I swear, next time a cop is pulling me over for going over the limit when I'm not riding aggressively, I am going to EMERGENCY STOP and get them to rear end me. When I'm laying on the ground I'll writhe in pain and explain how I am going to sue them. Also, I will ask them, in feet or metres whichever they prefer, how much shorter my braking distance is than their's.
P.S.
Cops have rear-facing radar/laser in their cars. Bastards!
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